my friend came over and introduced me to the last unicorn. it was amazing, the unicorn was such a bitch. and for some reason, i love bitches.
anyways, on to
unicorns have a lion’s tail,
horses have a horses’.
unicorns are immortal,
horses have a life expectancy of 20 to 30 years.
unicorns have a horn,
horses have only a forehead.
unicorn hooves are cloven,
horses hooves aren’t.
unicorns can adapt to water living,
horses drown.
unicorns can scale walls,
horses would slip and fall.
unicorns can break locks with their horn,
horses don’t have a horn.
unicorns can heal animals (and people),
horses can’t.
unicorns save heroes,
horses might too. i’m not sure.
unicorns talk,
horses neigh.
unicorns sparkle,
horses get dirty.
did we miss something (according to the last unicorn) ? post it in the comments and i’ll update the list.
